It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and other ways to justify daytime drinking KEEN to explain away your daytime drinking with some piss-poor excuses? Try some of these:
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/alcohol/its-5-

Tenants cleaning flat like they’re going to get their deposit back TENANTS are scrubbing a flat from top to bottom before they move out as if it will actually get them their deposit back.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/society/tenant

Mensa and four other organisations only pricks join JOINING organisations can be a fun and sociable thing to do. Unless you choose one of these, which instantly mark you out as a bellend.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/lifestyle/mens

How to have a shit ironic Eurovision party THE Eurovision Song Contest is on tonight, so you have to have an ironic gathering to celebrate this kitschy event. Here’s how.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/arts-entertain

Friends reunion to reveal it was shit THE much anticipated Friends reunion will reveal that the cast hated each other, the characters were stupid and it was actually bollocks.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/arts-entertain