Celebrity reactions to The Chaser’s 25th Birthday https://chaser.com.au/general-....news/celebrity-react

Current nightmarish geopolitical clusterf**k has us a bit out of our depth, Eurovision admits https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/arts-entertain

‘An erection on the bus is a sex crime’: Unexpected problems of having a 12″ penis YOU probably think it’s great having the biggest penis in Britain, but big cocks aren’t all plain sailing. Sometimes, like King Midas, I wonder if my donger is a curse, not a blessing.
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‘So, who else hates scum?’: Six failed conversation starters with defector MP Natalie Elphicke https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../politics/so-who-els

Incel wondering if being even more self-pitying will get him laid https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/relationships/