Couple insist underfloor heating won’t change them A COUPLE who have just had underfloor heating installed are claiming they will not let it go to their heads.
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Not enough graduates know about Freudian subtext in Alien 3, say employers TOO many graduates have insufficient knowledge of the psychosexual elements of the 
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We ask you: who should be the next victim of Starmer’s purges? KEIR Starmer has made the baffling choice to purge leftwing Labour candidates this week over something as trivial as liking a tweet. But who should be next to go?
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Man in hotel missing underlying passive-aggressive tone of an Airbnb stay A MAN staying in a regular hotel is longing for the underlying hostility of booking a night in an Airbnb, it has emerged.
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