Man divides his age by two, adds seven, ignores result https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/relationships/

Millions of Britons living on less money than they would ideally prefer A RECORD number of UK families cannot afford to buy absolutely everything they want, it has emerged.
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Woman’s nails count as disability https://www.thedailymash.co.uk..../news/lifestyle/woma

We ask you: will you follow the Vatican’s new rules on supernatural phenomena? THE Vatican has cracked down on a rash of rogue miracles with new guidelines on supernatural phenomena. Will you be toeing the line?
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Major European city great place to get pissed, reports couple A COUPLE on a citybreak have reported that Berlin is a marvellous location for getting absolutely shitfaced.
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